Sunday, 13 November 2016

SINCE WE ARE FROM THE 90’s!!




“One of the luckiest things that can happen to you in life is, I think, to have a happy childhood.”

-Agatha Christie

Yes, exactly most of us believe and repeat these lines at least once a week. The reasons may be uncountable and each small thing stored in ROM that makes you feel to reach the past and live those moments again. Our journey from off womb to day so far (where we are rushing for those 2K notes) has always been crazy and even then we never complained about accepting these changes. Being from initial years of last decade of 20th Century and thereafter adjusting our teen life in 21st may never be perfect. I have tried in ths article to have a ride back along with my 90’s mates in minutes and smile wherever it feels to .

Have you seen a venturimeter? It’s a conical tube where a pipe diameter suddenly enlarges and WE are the one who are stuck exactly in between. One side we have our parents with really some good views but not ready to accept so called modernisation while the other almost open source code. The era where everything you find in minutes ! Yes even love. We have seen ghoongat wala marriages and so we have some live-in relationship matters too. Things have changed from telegrams to tring tring phones to ‘very much smart phones’.

We have witnessed those bell bottom jeans to skinny ones and Rajasaheb to Jockeys. In adjusting from our Jockey (haha) and our life we have struggled so much.

The struggle doesn’t ends here even. After this we have our generation who won’t ask us to understand but it will be us again to adjust according to their deeds and requirements and so we will SINCE WE ARE FROM THE 90’s.   

Grammar nazis!! You have to understand, that for us,English was just an academic subject . You have to bear us and our ‘I did not told’ SINCE WE ARE FROM THE 90’s.

Finding a perfect childhood DP for our whatsapp profile on Children’s Day is a hard task for us. We don’t have those 720p HD pictures of ours and that too in candid. Our rude, mustache wale uncle were very much concern of his 36 clicks of roll. Yes, we may have blur photos of ours, but memories are still much sacred SINCE WE ARE FROM THE 90’s.

In 21st, where we find so many recreational places with extra professional happenings that make you the one who you never were. To dance on floors with etiquette and grace is definitely not our type. My uncle has taught me some basics and so if my Shadi Wala Dance leaks out, please don’t stare me as if I don’t belong to this planet. Just give us 10 minutes to calm down as we don’t just mark our steps right but feel each wave of music SINCE WE ARE FROM THE 90’s.

Sorry if you find us eating with the hands and keeping fork-spoon aside at hotels. Yes, it is berserk to handle that dosa and postmortem it to see if whether aloo is well cooked or not. I don’t feel the taste changes till hands are well sanitized. So please let us eat with zero guilty as we have it for appetite and not for in routine SINCE WE ARE FROM THE 90’s.

Oh shit! Those balloon advertisements! I mean those preventive equipment! Argh! Those Condom ads! Sorry, but only we know how embarrassing it feels to be with your parents and enact like you didn’t know its on TV. Running for remote, running for glass of water, running for cellphone and in short running off the situation. Never that easy! We rarely had those sex education campaign but if we are not comfortable about talking it at some places, it is that we understand the appropriate situations for major things SINCE WE ARE FROM THE 90’s.

We are definitely aware about most brands of Daaru, but you will find us saying it daaru only. For us alcohol is that which makes you a person with no ethics and no job and no future. So if you find us saying ‘pee ke ghar nahi jaa sakta’ is that to keep my parents’ view the same for mine. Yes, we have ethics, a good job and may be a future too. So, don’t make our mock as we really care for them SINCE WE ARE FROM THE 90’s.

You know what!! I am really scared of making this read to my father. I am clueless of how he will take some of the things. I am really close to him but then I remember getting him like Triple-H sometimes SINCE WE ARE FROM THE 90’s.

So many things more!! May be this post will ask you to keep few minutes out and cherish your childhood fun again and to think on how the things have changed so far. Moreover you were the one who were so flexible about everything and you may have to be throughout your life.

Be child wherever and whenever you get time!

I wish all of you a very HAPPY CHILDREN’S DAY . Stay alive!!

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Regards and love, 

-Tushar Cancare
(cancarestory.blogspot.com)